And Then I Realized I Hadn’t Posted Yet

I completely forgot to write until eleven o’clock at night and now it’s past time for bed and I haven’t written.

This is how you get crap.

Or is this Not Crap ™?

I have to share this bit that happened earlier tonight. I was remotely managing the RDO portion of the RDO / ManageIQ / Ceph booth at Red Hat Summit – we were working on the hardware demo. At some point yesterday it borked out and needed to be reinstalled to work.

I was on irc with the OSAS Ambassador and she said, effectively, “I can’t do this install, I don’t have my guru.”

And without hesitation.

I replied.

“I am your guru.”

I can’t believe I wrote that because it’s so goddamn egotistical. And I’m totally wincing at the pompous ego that typed those words.

But simultaneously?

Seriously.

I AM YOUR GURU.

I know this stuff.

And if I run into something that I haven’t run into before, I know how to figure it out.

I AM THE GODDAMN GURU.

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