This is how you get crap.
Or is this Not Crap ™?
I have to share this bit that happened earlier tonight. I was remotely managing the RDO portion of the RDO / ManageIQ / Ceph booth at Red Hat Summit – we were working on the hardware demo. At some point yesterday it borked out and needed to be reinstalled to work.
I was on irc with the OSAS Ambassador and she said, effectively, “I can’t do this install, I don’t have my guru.”
And without hesitation.
“I am your guru.”
I can’t believe I wrote that because it’s so goddamn egotistical. And I’m totally wincing at the pompous ego that typed those words.
I AM YOUR GURU.
I know this stuff.
And if I run into something that I haven’t run into before, I know how to figure it out.
I AM THE GODDAMN GURU.