Dutch Lock Down Day One Hundred Thirteen

[You Jumped Off The Sign And Landed On Your Face]

I’m watching Spiderman: Homecoming, in case you don’t know the $TITLE reference.

That particular line is delivered shortly after some physical humour that is MY JAM.

But first the news:

Physical comedy makes me laugh like no other.

Would you like to know more?

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Dutch Lock Down Day One Hundred Twelve

[I Am Enough]

I know it’s cheesy.

But it helps.

But first the news:

I saw this ring for sale weeks ago “I Am Enough” on etsy or wish or somewhere and it so totally and completely resonated with me. I suppose I must’ve been feeling particularly confident. Or sassy.

Or something.

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Dutch Lock Down Day One Hundred Eleven

[I Forgot To Mention The Dizziness]

Photo by Jr Korpa on Unsplash

Yesterday, I mean.

There have been periods of dizziness with me throughout my life – it comes with the low blood pressure.

But the other day I was walking and my blood sugar dropped so fast that I literally swooned. I limped over to a bench and stayed there for a bit, breathing gently to make a plan. Eventually I dragged myself to the gas station (it was closer than going home), bought a chocolate milk AND a large peanut butter candy bar, inhaled both and was able to walk home over ten minutes.

Over those ten minutes, as the sugar hit, I went from walking VERY slowly to strolling a bit.

So that happened.

But first the news:

After I published yesterday, a friend coincidentally reached out to sell me some diet products and I totally jumped. In three weeks or so a detox arrives. But also I ordered the protein powder that I haven’t bought in ten forevers.

And then.

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Dutch Lock Down Day One Hundred Ten

[We Need To Talk]

Photo by Bundo Kim on Unsplash

Dear Leander:

What the actual fuck is going on with you?

But first the news:

Time kind of means nothing these days – especially this week as I thought every single day was a different day all day every day for the entire week.

Except Monday.

Monday was Monday.

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Dutch Lock Down Day One Hundred Nine

[The Dutch Government Won’t Apologize for Slavery]

I’m really not impressed with the Netherlands today.

But first the news:

I can’t speak on behalf of the Dutch government.

I’m not Dutch.

But I’m so sorry.