Brr It’s Cold In Here

[Dutch Lock Down Day Two Hundred Sixty Six]

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Yesterday it was three degrees.

Today it’s one.

ONE.

And it FEELS even colder.

But first the news:

I would like to file a formal complaint.

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To Whom It May Concern,

I am writing today to complain of the poor weather I received from the Netherlands on 10 December 2020. The temperature of the day was an unacceptable single degree but the wind made it feel below zero.

I trust this is not the way The Netherlands wishes to conduct business with valued residents—I have been with you for nearly ten years and have never encountered such weather before.

I welcome the opportunity to discuss matters further and to learn how you propose to prevent a similar situation from recurring. I look forward to hearing from you.

Yours faithfully,

Rain Leander