Dear Massive Spider That Just Ran Across My Wall

[Dutch Lock Down Day Two Hundred Twenty Three]

Fuck off.

But first the news:

If those three news articles aren’t a perfect representation of the news sources available for English readers in the Netherlands, I don’t know what is.

All three reporting on the same press conference that happened last night where nothing new was reported except, hey, the numbers are slowing a bit and this partial lockdown we’re in is going for another few weeks.

Also, there’s going to be another press conference in one week, or sooner, if numbers spike.

Yay, 2020.

I wonder if the spider just wants to get in a better place to listen to my playlist.

I’m sure that’s it.

They can still fuck off.

Just like 2020.