Dutch Lock Down Day Thirty Four

Alternative Title: The Kids Are Not Okay Part Deaux

HOW IS THIS WEEKEND A MILLION DAYS LONG?

HOW IS THAT SOMEHOW A BAD THING?!?

But first the news:

THE KIDS NO LONGER SLEEP THROUGH THE NIGHT

NONE OF THEM

We’re watching Central Intelligence with Dwayne The Rock Johnson and Kevin Hart and I’m trying to write this while we’re watching the INCREDIBLE interactions between two AMAZING actors.

Maybe that’s a slight exaggeration but #DAMN I love physical comedy.

Predictable, sure, but all those references to the nineties? Johnson’s character loving ‘corns? The body part in the tote?

And, yeah, all that physical comedy.

But first the news.

Wait, I did that already.

We’re super sleep deprived in LeanderLand.

Seriously, no one is sleeping through the night anymore. Last night at three something in the morning, Boy Twin wanted milk. And was utterly inconsolable. Until he had milk. Girl Twin politely asks for milk as well. First Minion sleeps through it all. Somehow.

ASIDE: That’s his new code name, First Minion, instead of A. Cause #WhyNot

At a certain point today, it was was crystal clear that P was SUPER sleep deprived as well. And I’m so sleep deprived right now that I don’t remember the specifics.

I’m so sleep deprived right now that I don’t remember where I was headed with this post.

So.

IMMA GO TO BED NOW

Cause I’m going to get up in just a few hours anyway to clean up pee and / or settle down a howler and / or ruminate about EVERYTHING.

Love you, Warriors.