Error Establishing A Database Connection

There have been SO MANY THINGS WRONG with this site that when I flipped over here and there was an error message I almost LOST MY MIND.

No, but seriously.

Except not.

And while I would love to regale you with tales of interest and suspense and intrigue, the truth is that I reset a password to confirm it was set correctly in the first place and then waited on the phone while hosting support dude checked some things and then he tried to sell me things and then we hung up.

I know, I totally fell asleep, too.

Also, “QUIT TRYING TO SELL ME YOUR SSL UPGRADE, TODD.”