I am unexpectedly DELIGHTED to speak at Red Hat’s Open Voice Toastmasters club TOMORROW.
No big deal.
And cause it’s no big deal, no problem, no worries, I’m totally going to do project two, Let’s Get Personal, of the advanced manual Storytelling.
Now part of me is REALLY TEMPTED to talk about the pole dancing class I took four weeks ago where I was SHOWING OFF WAY TOO MUCH and, like the forty year old I am, THREW OUT MY HIP and haven’t been able to walk right EVER SINCE.
But another part of me thinks, “Rain, this is YOUR JOB.”
So I’m going to go the safe route and talk about the not so safe experience of leaping out of a plane. Because this is their first impression of me.
And I’m feeling a little scared.
Except that’s exactly the point, to get personal, like I do here, when I remember to write. And, if I’m honest, since I’m scared, I should do it anyway.
Cause that’s how I roll.
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Way back in may 2015, I did my first tech talks evar at [PyGrunn] and [DjangoCon US] “Leveraging Procedural Knowledge”
TWO talks and TWO conferences!
And then I switched jobs within Red Hat to join engineering, where I am now a Developer Evangelist which means I code AND talk. Which is what #ALLTHETALKS have been for ever since…
Except, no, I’m just now remembering one other.
And, wait, another.
So I’ve been doing MOSTLY TripleO things, but also other things.
Continue reading “And How Many Tech Talks? And Conferences? And ATC CODES?!?”
how many rooms have i escaped out of?
erm… a lot.
how many have i *done*?
more than a lot.
the escape hunt, here in groningen, has three different rooms and we pretty much did all three plus the one of goldberg escape. then goldberg added another one, which is five.
and the escape hunt flipped two of their rooms and we did the new one. and then the other new one. and then i brought toastmasters groningen board members to do the other new one again – cause team building and i’m president.
so that’s eight.
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I’ve been thinking this for the past three months and every time I went into the hair salon, I would proclaim my desires, Monique would ignore me, give me a kickass haircut and I’d relent, but finally.
WE DID THIS THING.
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Nothing gets done except aforementioned last minute work travels.
Hence the flight is purchased and the Amsterdam and Salt Lake City hotels are booked and airbnb room requested and packing list finished.
That TripleO cheat sheet?
The new TripleO GUI OverCloud Deployment Instructions?
Expense reports and debriefing reports from OpenStack Barcelona and Grace Hopper Celebration?
All those things I need to do for Toastmasters Groningen?
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It’s still not shaping up correctly, so I’m going to go old style which is to say that I’m going to write exactly what I’m thinking, or not exactly, but something close.
Something stream of consciousness ish.
Remember that time when I said:
But then an invitation comes along and you get all giddy cause it comes along because of a year’s worth of work and I know, I’m being vague, and I promise to post details if it all works out…
Normally when I go speak at conferences it’s because I’ve applied months in advance and been accepted and sent the budget up the management chain and received approval and arranged travel and written an abstract and practiced the demo and tested and practiced and planned.
THIS IS NOT HAPPENING.
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I don’t really like pictures of myself, not immediately, probably because my perception of myself and the reality are so different and even as I write this my brain is translating things into Dutch.
Off track, I know.
A lot of things are going on right now including recovering from influenza and, cause life isn’t complicated enough, A FOLLOW UP viral infection with coughs that could wake the dead, or, in actually, wake the AI asleep in his own room.
And then he catches it, too, so that’s awesome.
Just. Fucking. AWESOME.
But then an invitation comes along and you get all giddy cause it comes along because of a year’s worth of work and I know, I’m being vague, and I promise to post details if it all works out, but then they ask you for a picture and …BLARGH.
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You’re only a day away.
There are SO MANY THINGS to write about from the past FOUR WEEKS.
No, there is too much. Let me sum up.
I went to the Grace Hopper Celebration and OpenStack Summit and had the FLU FROM HELL and recovered on Lanzarote.
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The Partner and I decided the AI needed an especially stressful two year release party, so we planned #ALLTHETRAVEL for October.
Papa went to Abu Dubai for five days.
I’m flying to Texas NOW for the Grace Hopper Celebration.
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The other day at Toastmasters Groningen, a few members of our club went over to Stenden Toastmasters in Leeuwarden and ‘captured’ the Explorer’s Cup.
This MASSIVE TROPHY is a Dutch only initiative to encourage members of clubs to visit other clubs and participate in the meetings. In order to ‘capture’ it, you have to take at least two members of your club to the club that currently has the cup and one member must be a speaker and one member must be an evaluator and the third can optionally have a role, but it isn’t necessary for the cup.
I fell asleep writing that paragraph.
I have absolutely no explanation why I’m over the moon that our club captured this thing, except that I thought it was a cool enough item that I put it in my presidential vision.
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